Top 5 Worst Fan Bases (unbiased)

This following blog will be completely unbiased. By worst, I mean the most jackasses and unreasonable fans.

5.) Boston Sports Fans – People who are Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox fans all in one are completely intolerable. They’ve never struggled for long enough even to know what struggling is like. They’ve basically been in every championship for my entire life. If Boston sports ever start to struggle you might as well assume that Boston is going to burn to the ground because no Boston fan will have ever experienced losing long term. I respect Boston Fans for how much pride they have, but god damn this is an annoying group of humans.

4.) New York Yankee Fans – Not much writing that needs to be said to prove they belong on this list. The picture below of these white trash gentlemen tells us all we need to know about this fanbase.

3.) SEC Football Fans – NOW THESE FUCKING LUNATICS. SEC fans are a special breed of humans. They’re the only fanbase in the world that will defend a rival just because they’re playing someone from a different conference. INSANE. The craziest part is minus Alabama and Georgia, the rest of the SEC loses to any good team they ever play. The fact that anyone cares enough about a CONFERENCE enough to defend it at all costs is just mind-boggling.

2.) Ohio State Fans – THE Ohio State fans. THE pro-women beaters. THE fans who thought Ohio State was going to make the playoffs after losing to Purdue by 29. THE fans who think Ryan Day is going to be as good of a recruiter as a coach who has won 3 National Titles. THE fans who thought JT Barett was a good quarterback. THE fans who call Ohio State DBU but they can’t defend a pass to save their life. Okay, I’m done.

1.) BRONsexuals – This group is unique. I have zero respect for this fanbase, let’s make that clear. ZERO. The worst part is that number 2 on this list directly ties into number 1 because LeBron said that he would have gone to Ohio State??? We don’t really believe that he wasn’t going to go to Duke, right? He said he wants his son to go to Duke, but he was going to go to Ohio State. Get real. But that’s what is so special about this group; they act completely stupid when it comes to arguing anything about LeBron. NBA fans like myself can’t even enjoy LeBron’s play because all his fans shove it down your throat. He’s a good player but his fans fucking suck. The moment I knew that the BRONsexuals became a problem is when people were defending his “crab dribble,” a blatant travel. If you are going to defend fake basketball moves for a guy, then you will do anything for him. Congrats to the BRONsexuals for getting first for once and they won’t even have to explain why they’re best because I ranked them number 1.

 

All angry readers, please remember that this was made with an unbiased opinion.

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Josh McDaniels Out as Colts Coach

BREAKING: Josh McDaniels just went full asshole. If my theory is correct probably not the worse move of all time. How he did it though, pretty fucking shitty. You can’t have all your assistant coaches drop everything and start heading to Indy just for you to say hours before that you’re not going. To be honest, I didn’t think this dude was shit to start with but I was going to give him a fair chance. Oh cool, he can call a good game when Tom Brady is his quarterback. Give him an average team and you have an 11-17 regular season record out of him. The only reason this is bad is that the Colts waited all playoffs for this man. He schedules his press conference and then later that day he dips. One main theory here. Has ZERO to do with Andrew Luck. If Josh McDaniels didn’t decide to ask about Luck until 12 hours before his first day then I don’t want him to start with. This clearly has to do with Belichick and Kraft not getting along this season. McDaniels would rather be the head coach of the team that he is already apart of instead of trying to build his own team. That’s fair. So the question that can’t be answered yet is, Is Belichick out?

 

Update: Dave Portnoy, Barstool Founder, has just released this picture. Is this the conversation of Kraft telling Belichick to pack his shit? Or is it possible GM promotion? IMG_0610

We Just Witnessed it All

We just witnessed the greatest super bowl of all time. That’s a problem. Watching it I was happy as fuck. But now I have to realize that I am only 21 years old and I don’t think I will ever see something like it again. So what super bowl do I have to look forward too? I didn’t even have a dog in the fight and it was still outstanding, I was emotional after the game for Nick Foles, and I didn’t even think I gave a fuck about who won until the game ended. I am not the typical Indy fan who automatically hates Tom Brady, I am over that 11-year-old stage. But it was nice to see a new winner finally. To witness 1,151 yards in a fucking super bowl is incredible. Nick Foles and Brady were just fucking perfect. You couldn’t script a game as good as that one and make it believable. Not to mention, Nick Foles is the guy that wins you the big game that everyone counted you out of because he was your quarterback. Fuck. I am happy as can be right now but next year at the same time will probably be bummed out because Brady just won number 6 by 3 touchdowns.

Are the Cowboys Stupid or just Stupid?

IMG_0553 (1)Who is in Charge of the Dallas Cowboys social media? This is the most pathetic tweet of 2018 by the longshot. Does Jerry Jones know what the fuck is going on? The Cowboys didn’t even make the playoffs and they’re out here trying to say they’re successful because they have ex-Cowboys players and coaches in the AFC and NFC championships! What kind of pathetic shit is that! The Cowboys are literally just telling everyone involved to get the fuck out the door because you’ll be a lot more successful somewhere else besides here. I think the Cowboys should probably worry about making the playoffs before they worry about the AFC and NFC championship. What was this going to accomplish? No one was going to just think this was fucking impressive. This is literally a college football social media move, and in the college football world, it makes sense. Why would an NFL team embarrass themselves like this? Whoever decided this was a good idea should be kicked out the door. Knowing that old fuck Jerry Jones he wrote this whole thing to help him sleep at night. Cowboys fan are already terribly stupid. This for sure isn’t helping a damn thing. My final words for the Cowboys get your shit together this isn’t acceptable.

Predictions on NFL divisional winners 2017-2018

AFC

AFC East

  • New England Patriots – There really isn’t much to say. The AFC East is pretty much terrible and New England is always going to be one of the top teams in football as long as Belichick and Brady are around. Buffalo is always going to flirt at being good, the Dolphins can’t seem to ever pull it together and the Jets are so far from even having a winning record.

AFC North

  • Pittsburgh Steelers – The AFC North is a little less lopsided then the AFC East but that being said there is still only two competitive teams in the AFC North. Steelers and Ravens. The Steelers in my eyes are probably the favorite to play in the AFC championship against the Patriots again this coming year. They have a older but still very talented quarterback in Roethlisberger. Arguably the best receiver in football in Antoino Brown. And a top 5 running back in Le’Veon Bell. They also took three great talents in the draft in  T.J Watt(OLB), JuJu Smith-Schuster(WR), and James Conner(RB).

AFC South

  • Indianapolis Colts – I think this division is now more lopsided then people think. The Colts had the worst GM in the world, they finally fired him and have moved on to a defensive minded GM in Chris Ballard which is great for the Colts. They have a established offense but the defense wouldn’t of been the best in Pee Wee football. Ballard completely scrapped the defense and built it himself with some pretty decent talent. Drafted 6 defensive players with 8 draft picks. The top of that list, a remarkable talent in Malik Hooker.  Expect the Colts to be a 11 win team not season putting them 2 games ahead of everyone else in the AFC South.

AFC West

  • Oakland Raiders – In a very competitive AFC West with Kansas City and the Denver Broncos. I see the Oakland taking the AFC West. They have a excellent young talent in Derek Carr on the offensive side of the ball and the have a great talent in Khalil Mack on the defensive side of the ball. The secondary was the focus of change for Oakland and they added depth with Obi Melifonwu and they also have their 2016 pick in Gareon Conley. Also the signed Marshawn Lynch this off season which adds a great amount of personality and he will find a way to be contributor some how.

NFC 

NFC East

  • Dallas Cowboys – The Cowboys shocked the world last year. Dak Prescott and Zeke were just flat out great last season. Even though i do believe that Dak might of showed everything he had last season and I don’t see him improving much. I do think Zekes potential is wherever he wants to go. I see the Cowboys beating the Giants out for the NFC East again this season.

NFC North

  • Green Bay Packers – The NFC North is fairly weak. I don’t think anyone is going to compete with the Packers this season in the North especially if they can stay healthy. Aaron Rodgers is going to put up outstanding numbers just like every year. I think the Packers are more than talented enough to win the NFC North.

NFC South

  • Atlanta Falcons – Probably the best offense in football in a division that there is no team defensively going to stop them. Matt Ryan outstanding. Julio Jones outstanding. That duo is almost unstoppable. They also have a workhorse running back in Freeman. No one in the NFC South is stopping the Falcons. (28-3)

NFC West

  • Seattle Seahawks – The NFC West has completely fallen apart. The Seahawks are a excellent playoff team. Excellent defensively. With a quarterback who probably wouldn’t be a starter in any other system they seem to make it work. Watch out for the Seahawks come playoffs because they seem to always be a competitive playoff team.